I think I’m in love with Rep. Alcee Hastings from Florida, based upon the following two minute clip of his speech about the hate crimes bill.
I would LOVE to have brunch with this dude. If you need to laugh till you cry, watch the first 2 minutes. God bless America is all I can say.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VN1yl7OQHyY
EDIT to add this disclaimer:
Due to an outraged email from a family member, I wanted to make clear that Alcee Hastings is a Democrat. To the offended liberal contingent, Alcee is one of yours, people!
Plus, I know nothing about the man—being amazingly and intentionally uninformed—and am basing my awestruck reverence for him strictly upon the rhetorical flourish with which he reeled off a list of sexual fetishes.
Imagine what he could do with Shakespeare.
To all critics of both Alcee and myself I simply say: Toucherism!
Respectfully submitted,
Vivian Carter
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